Joel's so ghetto, he drinks from the milk carton that has been there for 6 weeks.

J-Money's so ghetto, he grabs his package 10 times during 3 songs.

J-Money's so ghetto, he picks up his J-Honeys at the Dollar Tree.

Joel's so ghetto, he uses toliet paper as bandages

Joel's so ghetto, he collects change off the ground after their shows

Joel's so ghetto, he stapled his "broken button" pants back together

Joel's so ghetto, he licks the yogurt lids

Joel's so ghetto, he represents not only the east coast but the West cost too

Joel's so ghetto, he sold Benji's bike to get enough money for hoes

Joel's so ghetto, he gets his wife beaters second hand

Joel's so ghetto, he collects cans for cash for toliet paper

Joel's so ghetto, he robs the welfare department for food stamps

Joel's so ghetto, he washes his paper plates

Joel's so ghetto, he likes to show off his "posse"

Joel's so ghetto, he refers to himself as a "thug"

Joel's so ghetto, he gets hand-me-downs from Benji

Joel's so ghetto, he carries a used Vodka bottle filled with water

Joel's so ghetto, he fills an empty JD bottle with pepsi

Joel's so ghetto, he drinks champange from a mug

Joel's so ghetto, he got a tattoo saying "THUG LIFE" like tupacs across his stomach

Joel's so ghetto, he goes down to Brooklyn and sits on a "stoop"

Joel's so ghetto, when he wakes up in the morning he eats "Count Chocula" cause it's brown

Joel's so ghetto, he calls the cops to come and arrest him so he looks like a thug

Joel's so ghetto, when he prays he asks God to make him more ghetto

Joel's so ghetto, he all he's got in his fridge and fried chicken and BEER!

Joel's so ghetto, he decked out the gc tour bus with 22 inch rims and mirror tint

Joels so ghetto, he tells people that GC stands for ghetto child

Joel's so ghetto, he washes his back with a rag on a stick

Joel's so ghetto, he only showers when it rains

Joel's so ghetto, he wanted the ATR theme song to be 'Ride wit me' or 'Bad boy for life'

Joel's so ghetto, he covers up his fake gold teeth with a white crayon

Joel's so ghetto, before he goes to sleep he unplugs his clock (dude, you don't need to tell time when you asleep! it saves money!)

Joel's so ghetto, he tries to was paper napkins in the sink for reuse

Joel's so ghetto, his bathroom is outside and is nothing but a little hole

Joel's so ghetto, he borrows sugar from the neighbours

Joel's so ghetto, he wears sweatbands when he's not working out

Joel's so ghetto, he sells bootleg CD's from his car

Joel's so ghetto, he wears one pair of socks all week

Joel's so ghetto, he tried to pay at Burger King with food stamps

Joel's so ghetto, he buys jewelery from the candy machine at the local store

Joel's so ghetto, he thinks that his freckles make him part black

Joel's so ghetto, he drinks bottled water in a brown bag so it looks ghetto

Joels so ghetto, he eats cereal with a fork

Joel's so ghetto, he HAS to introduce the "rap-rock" videos on ATR instead of Benji to give a special secret shoutout to his homies watchin the show

Joel's so ghetto, he can't afford any money to buy a mirror and realize that he's white

Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the flavour of kool-aid is 'red'

Joel's so ghetto, he dosn't cook frozen pizzas, he defrosts them

Joel's so ghetto, he does the WEST SIGN but says he represents the EAST COAST?!

Joel's so ghetto, he only uses one sheet of toliet paper to wipe his ass

Joel's so ghetto, he covers himself with towels when going to sleep

Joel's so ghetto, he uses thos paper mcdonalds cups as fine china

Joel's so ghetto, he rubs afro sheen off other peoples hair to put on his own

Joel's so ghetto, he uses a tin can and string as a phone

Joel's so ghetto, he calls Benji, Benjizzle.

Joel's so ghetto, he thinks that the more hoodies he wears, the more he'll seem like hes from the hood.

Joel's so ghetto, he calls TV dinners "gourmet"

Joel's so ghetto, he paints plastic guns black to make it loook like a gun

Joel's so ghetto, he put pop-tarts in the microwave

Joel's so ghetto, he uses Cash to wash his dishes