Joel's so ghetto, he drinks from the milk carton that
has been there for 6 weeks.
J-Money's so ghetto, he grabs his package 10 times during 3 songs.
J-Money's so
ghetto, he picks up his J-Honeys at the Dollar Tree.
Joel's so ghetto, he uses toliet paper as bandages
Joel's
so ghetto, he collects change off the ground after their shows
Joel's so ghetto, he stapled his "broken button" pants
back together
Joel's so ghetto, he licks the yogurt lids
Joel's so ghetto, he represents not only the east
coast but the West cost too
Joel's so ghetto, he sold Benji's bike to get enough money for hoes
Joel's so ghetto,
he gets his wife beaters second hand
Joel's so ghetto, he collects cans for cash for toliet paper
Joel's so
ghetto, he robs the welfare department for food stamps
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his paper plates
Joel's so
ghetto, he likes to show off his "posse"
Joel's so ghetto, he refers to himself as a "thug"
Joel's so ghetto,
he gets hand-me-downs from Benji
Joel's so ghetto, he carries a used Vodka bottle filled with water
Joel's so
ghetto, he fills an empty JD bottle with pepsi
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks champange from a mug
Joel's
so ghetto, he got a tattoo saying "THUG LIFE" like tupacs across his stomach
Joel's so ghetto, he goes down to Brooklyn
and sits on a "stoop"
Joel's so ghetto, when he wakes up in the morning he eats "Count Chocula" cause it's brown
Joel's
so ghetto, he calls the cops to come and arrest him so he looks like a thug
Joel's so ghetto, when he prays he asks
God to make him more ghetto
Joel's so ghetto, he all he's got in his fridge and fried chicken and BEER!
Joel's
so ghetto, he decked out the gc tour bus with 22 inch rims and mirror tint
Joels so ghetto, he tells people that GC
stands for ghetto child
Joel's so ghetto, he washes his back with a rag on a stick
Joel's so ghetto,
he only showers when it rains
Joel's so ghetto, he wanted the ATR theme song to be 'Ride wit me' or 'Bad boy for life'
Joel's
so ghetto, he covers up his fake gold teeth with a white crayon
Joel's so ghetto, before he goes to sleep he unplugs
his clock (dude, you don't need to tell time when you asleep! it saves money!)
Joel's so ghetto, he tries to was paper
napkins in the sink for reuse
Joel's so ghetto, his bathroom is outside and is nothing but a little hole
Joel's
so ghetto, he borrows sugar from the neighbours
Joel's so ghetto, he wears sweatbands when he's not
working out
Joel's so ghetto, he sells bootleg CD's from his car
Joel's so ghetto, he wears one pair of socks all week
Joel's so ghetto, he tried to pay at Burger King with
food stamps
Joel's so ghetto, he buys jewelery from the candy machine at the local store
Joel's so ghetto, he
thinks that his freckles make him part black
Joel's so ghetto, he drinks bottled water in a brown bag so it looks ghetto
Joels
so ghetto, he eats cereal with a fork
Joel's so ghetto, he HAS to introduce the "rap-rock" videos on ATR instead of
Benji to give a special secret shoutout to his homies watchin the show
Joel's so ghetto, he can't afford any money to buy a
mirror and realize that he's white
Joel's so ghetto, he thinks the flavour of kool-aid is 'red'
Joel's so ghetto,
he dosn't cook frozen pizzas, he defrosts them
Joel's so ghetto, he does the WEST SIGN but says he represents the EAST
COAST?!
Joel's so ghetto, he only uses one
sheet of toliet paper to wipe his ass
Joel's so ghetto, he covers himself with towels when going to sleep
Joel's
so ghetto, he uses thos paper mcdonalds cups as fine china
Joel's so ghetto, he rubs afro sheen off other peoples
hair to put on his own
Joel's so ghetto, he uses a tin can and string as a
phone
Joel's so ghetto, he calls Benji, Benjizzle.
Joel's
so ghetto, he thinks that the more hoodies he wears, the more he'll seem like hes from the hood.
Joel's so ghetto,
he calls TV dinners "gourmet"
Joel's so ghetto, he paints plastic guns black to make it loook like a gun
Joel's
so ghetto, he put pop-tarts in the microwave
Joel's so ghetto, he uses Cash to wash his dishes
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